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MADAM WHO?
THE PATHETIC PRINCESS OF PROPHETIC PROCRASTINATION
Interplanetary DESCENDANT OF NOSTRILSINUS
THAT'S WHY SHE NOSE ALL!
They don't call her "MISS FORTUNE" for nothing!!!
You'll be Dazed, Glazed and Amazed
Double Dipped like a Dunkin' Donut
when Madam Zelda SPEAKS:
MADAM
ZELDA ..........IS
The
Z.....A.....N.....Y
Humorous,
bizarre, far-fetched, imaginative bearded woman with long hair
and hairy legs
you've been looking
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knowledge
of your whereabouts at all times! Do you??? 
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And MADAM ZELDA will answer any three questions you write down on paper in advance of your session by the use of her famous Magnetic Letter Interpretations from Planet Z and Wal-Martz!
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