I JUST GOT TIRED Charlie Hazben HAS BEEN HAD!!!
Got tired of taking orders from those Ding-a-Lings
Charlie Hazben
The **Mississippi Hippie**

This guy (ME!) is the craziest guy in the whole planet!!! I quit my job just to do my thing!!! If people leave me alone!!! Don't cross my path!!! I'll never raise my hand in wrath!!!

Hazbeen: Just a person who HAS BEEN:
  • once alive
  • still breathing
  • smells
  • has good taste
  • once could see
  • hears voices
  • needs love
  • licks
  • tickles
  • stomps his feet on the railroad track
  • jumps up to catch flies
  • smiles in a mirror and winks
  • sneaks into the bathroom for a cup of water
  • yawns when its time to go to work
  • sits in the bathtub wishing it would rain
  • stands in a chair to look under the rug

    • "What's a Hazben's mother?"

    Is she___?

  • an unmarried forgotten widow
  • a happily married ninety year old
  • a robotic love machine

    • If you want to be a Hazben, don't worry! You will be one soon enough! Sooo___?

    "What IS a Hazben?"

    Is he___?

    1. on top of the TV during the electric storm
    2. on STAGE 3 of the rocket's lift off
    3. on Radio with hair curlers looking for short wave
    4. on Record as being a skitzo with a one-track mind

    IS THERE A CHARLIE HAZBEN IN YOUR FAMILY???

    americas.sweethearts@usa.net

    I may be the ONE you are searching for
    HURRY!!! Contact me today!
    There's a WILDman waiting to hear from you
    That's ME! Charlie Hazben!
    PSSSST! How much do YOU pay a long lost relative NOT to show up? Please DON'T step on my pet on your way out!