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EMAIL MADAM ZELDA AT wildbillusa@hotmail.com
OR wildbillcooksey@gmail.com

For your next party, convention or special event, CALL 702-773-5809 and Book Las Vegas' most exciting, comic-psychic entertainer of the year: Madam Zelda

MADAM WHO?

THE PATHETIC PRINCESS OF PROPHETIC PROCRASTINATION

Interplanetary DESCENDANT OF NOSTRILSINUS

THAT'S WHY SHE NOSE ALL!

They don't call her "MISS FORTUNE" for nothing!!!

You'll be Dazed, Glazed and Amazed

Double Dipped like a Dunkin' Donut

when Madam Zelda SPEAKS:

MADAM ZELDA ..........IS

The

Z.....A.....N.....Y

Humorous, bizarre, far-fetched, imaginative bearded woman with long hair and hairy legs

you've been looking for all your life!

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OR
 

 

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TO BOOK HER NOW BEFORE YOUR MONEY RUNS OUT!

 

 

Madam Zelda has interactive audience appeal and creates a festive ambiance with uncontrollable, hysterical laughter and insanity is her middle name!

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OR
 

 

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TO BOOK HER NOW BEFORE YOUR MONEY RUNS OUT!

 

 

 

MADAM ZELDA will predict: your FINANCIAL future if you have one by tracing your greenieology to Zillionaireland!font color="#FF8080" size="5">

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OR
 

 

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MADAM ZELDA will predict: if you have ROMANCE in the present and the future should you dare to find out the results of her famous Bungee Board Heart Bounce!

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OR
 

 

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MADAM ZELDA, of course, will notify you of any HEALTH change calculated in Z Planet years by sending you zmail results of your Santa Sleigh-ance: Crystal Ball Shake, Rattle and Roll!

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OR
 

 

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TO BOOK HER NOW BEFORE YOUR MONEY RUNS OUT!

 

 

 

Be careful! Madam Zelda has ESZ

knowledge of your whereabouts at all times! Do you???

 

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OR
 

 

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MADAM ZELDA will predict: your status in RELATIONSHIPS during the next twelve months. You will know if your SHIP has come in by her famous Clockface Card Reading

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OR
 

 

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OR FORGET ALL OF THE ABOVE

And MADAM ZELDA will answer any three questions you write down on paper in advance of your session by the use of her famous Magnetic Letter Interpretations from Planet Z and Wal-Martz!

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OR
 

 

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TO BOOK HER NOW BEFORE YOUR MONEY RUNS OUT!

 

Are you aware that you have just been Zelda-rized? Ooh? Ooooh? OOOOOOOh! The only solution now is to book Madam Zelda. She alone has the power to interfere with your life's power structure!

 

 

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HURRY! Hurry or you will begin to take on the appearance of Madam Zelda since you've already been Zelda-rized by visiting this page!

Best of all, Madam Zelda's rates are very cheap!

Now take a peak at the REAL Madam Zelda