I JUST GOT TIRED
Charlie Hazben HAS BEEN HAD!!!
Got tired of taking orders from those Ding-a-Lings
The **Mississippi Hippie**
This guy (ME!) is the craziest guy in the whole planet!!! I quit my job just to do my thing!!! If people leave me alone!!! Don't cross my path!!! I'll never raise my hand in wrath!!!
Hazbeen: Just a person who HAS BEEN:
"What's a Hazben's mother?"
an unmarried forgotten widow
a happily married ninety year old
a robotic love machine
If you want to be a Hazben, don't worry! You will be one soon enough! Sooo___?
"What IS a Hazben?"
- on top of the TV during the electric storm
- on STAGE 3 of the rocket's lift off
- on Radio with hair curlers looking for short wave
- on Record as being a skitzo with a one-track mind
IS THERE A CHARLIE HAZBEN IN YOUR FAMILY???
I may be the ONE you are searching for
HURRY!!! Contact me today!
There's a WILDman waiting to hear from you
That's ME! Charlie Hazben!
PSSSST! How much do YOU pay a long lost relative NOT to show up?
Please DON'T step on my pet on your way out!